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Curb Fertilize - The Glorified Sock Puppet Pattern

 

  

Builder: Michele Sovereign
Pattern: The Glorified Sock Puppet Pattern

Character: Hello ladies and gentleman and welcome to the red carpet! Lets see who we have rolling up in this limousine... Oh! It's Brittany Spaniels and her husband Curb Fertilize! Curb broke into the rap world recently with a record deal bringing his feces-style lyrics to the masses.

Hello Brittany and Curb! My, don't the two of you look lovely this evening? Curb, I'd like to talk to you about your recent album. The release of your first single "PooPoozao" wasn't received well but you still seem very optimistic. What do you have to say to your fans and critics out there?

"Yo man, peeps who down wit da 411 call me CFerd. Don't let my 'lil man size foo ya cauz I rolls wit da big dawgs. I don't know why I not be get'in much luv from da fans. I'm jus keep'in it real for all my dawgs out der. But if dis don't bring in da bling, I not gonna be scuurd an confusd. I jus keep do'in my thang and live off my baby mama. You know wat I'm say'in? Peace Out!"

Well, you heard it here first folks!

Technical: Curb Fertilize was one of the top ten finalists in Sock Search - The Glorified Sock Puppet Contest held in 2006 right here at Project Puppet.


Check out this builder's website at puppet-planet.com!


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